Simon Cowell Vows To Find Band Bigger Than 1D in New ‘X Factor’ Teaser
X Factor, which will return to the United Kingdom on August 29, explores the secrets to the show's winning formula in a jokey Season 12 promo released today (August 3). Though One Direction, who were Season 7 contestants, have certainly done the competition justice, Cowell won't rest until they're distant memories.
"I've already found this year's winner: It's a group," Cowell says. "Girls are gonna love them, boys are gonna love them—bigger than One Direction." It bears mentioning that the judge is referencing a couple of singing animals, but far be it from us to question his authority...
"You're amazing—you're the whole package," she insists to a compact mirror before blowing it a kiss.
Oh, and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has multiplied into a fleet of empathetic robots who say "I know exactly what you're going through." Because why not!
Check out the promo, and if you're in the United Kingdom, hang tight for the premiere later this month.
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