Kim Kardashian Posts Naked Pregnancy Selfie

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First they say I'm too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I'm too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I'm photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I've just eaten & I look bigger. It's all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone's body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I've learned to love my body at every stage! I'm going to get even bigger & that's beautiful too! I'm blessed to even be pregnant & even luckier to not have preeclampsia as far as I know, so I don't have the swelling issue this time! They also say your body carries a boy different than a girl! Whatever the case may be I'm grateful to God for this miracle & no matter what rumors or comments you throw my way this time they truly don't affect me! #NoFilter #NoPhotoShop #GoodLighting

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Kim Kardashian subscribes to the idea that the best way to silence criticism is to post a naked selfie, and so she did exactly that.

Apparently, some of Kim’s detractors are under the impression that she’s faking her current pregnancy, since she doesn’t consistently look the way a Google image search of “five months pregnant” lead them to believe she should.

These accusations incensed Kim to the point of needing to shut the naysayers down by posting a naked selfie as proof that there truly is a small human growing inside her uterus. She posted a caption telling people, in her own cordial way, to back off. Kim wrote, “First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process.”

Then Kim demonstrated some serious self-awareness when she said if she were using a surrogate, everyone would know, as that is the Kardashian way: “I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different!”

Poor Kim. The Internet is full of skeptics, non-believers and straight up conspiracy theorists who take their bogus celebrity posits as seriously as your typical whacko 9/11 truther does. To many, Beyonce was also never pregnant, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson have been involved in a secret, torrid love affair for the past five years and Oprah is Illuminati. Kim would probably be better off ignoring it all, but it’s probably maddening to be accused of faking something that takes such a serious toll on your body.

What do you guys think? Is Kim doing way too much here? Has this photo only convinced you further that she’s a non-pregnant liar? How well are you able to discern photoshop in a photo? What is the government hiding? What’s really going on beneath the Detroit airport? Do you believe our government is run by lizard people? Did we really land on the moon? Let us know!

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