Watch the First Clips From Justin Bieber’s Roast [NSFW VIDEOS]

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Beliebers, here is pretty much everything you ever wanted to know about the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber.

The network released two clips from the roast — which will air on the channel on March 30 — and let’s just say that it is brutally clear that the comedians are not holding anything back.

“Tonight, we’re gonna do what his parents and the legal system should’ve done a long time ago,” Roast master Kevin Hart opened the show (watch the clip in the video below). “We’re gonna give this boy the ass-whooping he deserves.”

“The Roast fans really want blood this time. Even though most of your fans haven’t even gotten their periods yet,” comedian Jeff Ross joked, also calling the Biebs a “cocky little s—” and referring to him as the “King Joffrey of pop.” But it was in response to the period joke that Beliebers later trended, we kid you not, the hashtag #JustinIHaveMyPeriod. Yikes. (You can watch Jeff Ross’ Bieber clip in the vid above.)

As to be expected, there were also jokes about Selena Gomez — and, later, in the press room, the Biebs offered his take on the jokes about his ex.

“Everybody was just going balls to the wall. There was no holding back. It was whatever,” he replied. (Watch JB field questions from the media in the video below.)

Still, there were some jokes that were just so offensive that they won’t even make it to the actual broadcast. In this case, the jokes comparing Bieber’s driving to that of the late Paul Walker — who died in a fiery car accident — were so distasteful that they will not air during the show. (Even JB said in the press room that he “didn’t care for them.”)

“Roasts often push the limits of good taste and we give the participants full rein to try things knowing we have the edit to shape the show,” a spokesperson for the network told The Hollywood Reporter. “Sometimes the line is discovered by crossing it. The Paul Walker references will not be in the telecast.”

And as for a summary of the whole thing, well, just watch what Kevin Hart revealed on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday (March 16).

“It went a little rough! I’m not gonna lie, there were some moments I was like, ‘Justin’s gonna cry in the car!’ There’s no way that he’s not gonna cry,” the comedian joked.

“You know when you can look at a person and they’re trying to have a good time, but you can tell that there’s a tear?” he continued. “There’s one moment I looked at Justin … It’s like a laugh, but it’s not. I kept pointing at him like, ‘You better hold it back, boy. You don’t let the camera see it come down. There was one knee slap where I think he covered up a cry.”

Still, though, Kevin Hart gave the Biebs credit where credit was due.

“At the end of it, what I love the most … Justin Bieber stood on stage and he gave his rebuttal,” he concluded. “And at the end of it, he was more about him acknowledging all of the stuff that he’s done and he’s in a different place in his life and he’s ready to mature and move on.”

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